I Guess This is What You Call "Venting"

Its been months since my last blog update because well to be honest ive been a little busy just trying to live. Thankfully i have a little less then 60 days until the big move to Cincinnati and i can t wait. I can honestly say that getting away from this town is the best thing for me. Ive grown tired of half the people here. Ive realized just how self-destructive people around here are. In the mean time i will be hanging out, going to work, and doing lots of homework.

Until November,
Jordan

True Love Never Dies....

... the newest piece of art from D. Willy.

the detail is amazing. he amazes me.

UPDATE!
to answer Airmom's (and everyones else's) question. As you all know im a huge film dork. this applies to this tattoo in 2 ways. first, its from the movie Watchmen. second, i truly believe there is a love out there like we all see in film and that a happily ever after is truly out there. It is my firm belief that true love never dies, and that of all the human emotions, love is the only one that can follow you after death.

The Pursuit of Happiness.

as all of my follower (and my mothers followers) know, i've been on a serious weight loss spree for the past year. I recently had to write a paper on overweight americans for english class and it seemed only fit that i talk about my own weight loss in it. to make a long story short i weighted myself just out of curiosity of just how much i had lost in these past 11 months. so here i am, at my heaviest. 258 pounds!


well, 11 months and a lot of hard work later, this is me this past weekend. weighing in at a amazing, beautiful, awesome 168 POUNDS!!!!!


to say this was easy would be ridiculous. we all know losing weight is seemingly impossible; however, let me tell you if you really want to drop the weight then YOU CAN DO IT. 11 months ago if you would have told me i would be 90 pounds lighter i would have laughed in your face. Looking back its been an amazing journey. Seeing photos of me dropping is weight is like watching yourself grow up. in 11 months, i've not only seen a change in my physical appearance, but also in my mental mindset.

Now if you would please excuse me, i need to get this beach body ready! i cant wait to be comfortable walking around with out a shirt on. Especially with all these beautiful pieces of artwork tattooed all over myself.

Until next time,
Jordan

4 tattoos in one year. ohhh 2009.

since my mother didnt say where my tattoo was i thought i would take a post to show them all off.

First is this tattoo, located on the inside of my left arm. Its for my Aunt Linda who passed away. It reads "viva la vida" for long live life, or live the life.



Second, is my Clockwork Orange tattoo. Im a huge Kubrick fan and this is my favorite movie of his. It reminds me that everyone has a dark side to them, and not to trust peoples outside because inside can always be something much worse.



Third, it my inside right arm tattoo. It reads, "If life aint just a joke then why are we laughing?" This is one of my favorite quotes because of how true it is. We shouldnt take everything so seriously, just remember to have fun and enjoy yourself.



Finally, my newest tattoo. It reads, "Don't Criticize What You Can't Understand" This tattoo has many reasons for being on my body. First its a Bob Dylan quote. Second, its to everyone who wants to slam other peoples beliefs like gay marriage, abortions, transgender people, the whole nine yards. Dont criticize something that you cant understand. Period. Have respect to other human beings. But before i start a huge fight with someone i will just show you the picture and be on my way.



Thanks for reading. Merry ChristmaHaunaKwanzika to everyone.

Oh What a Day...

so class went well today, blah blah blah.

The excting part of my day however, I went and got a SMALL hoddie from old navy, and it fits. boom

and i got my awesome tshirt.


Im now accepting orders if you want one. lol

Jordan

One Step Closer.

So i got my ACT scores back.

GREAT F^@$ING NEWS!

25 overall.
21 English
22 Science
26 Reading
29 Math

yeah beeotch. I scored above average on every test!

so thats one step closer to my place in Cincinnati!

now I'm just waiting for them to process my transcript and what not.

Hopefully i will know soon enough.

Keep your fingers crossed my friends.



With love,
Jordan

Rants about the Butcher Shop. (aka the Dentist)

So today I went to the dentist and noticed a couple things that seemingly got on my nerves.

First, why is it that every time i go to the dentist, im always trying to friendly and yet the nurse will never speak to me until she has 8 different tools in my mouth. all the sudden my awesome jokes and one liners turn into a mix of, "uhhsdjhdskj" and "yehhes." i must say its kinda annoying. why dont you ask me important questions when my mouth isnt being turned into the sequel for "Hostel." Thanks.

Second, if your gonna have your hand all up in my mouth and face for the next hour, how about getting gloves that dont smell like condoms. no offense but as a man, i dont want to be smelling condoms while there is something in my mouth. its just wrong and when i leave im forced to feel violated. how about getting some mint or new car smell gloves. i could live with that.

thanks for taking the time to read. im gonna go try to band aid my gums now.

Jordan