So today I went to the dentist and noticed a couple things that seemingly got on my nerves.
First, why is it that every time i go to the dentist, im always trying to friendly and yet the nurse will never speak to me until she has 8 different tools in my mouth. all the sudden my awesome jokes and one liners turn into a mix of, "uhhsdjhdskj" and "yehhes." i must say its kinda annoying. why dont you ask me important questions when my mouth isnt being turned into the sequel for "Hostel." Thanks.
Second, if your gonna have your hand all up in my mouth and face for the next hour, how about getting gloves that dont smell like condoms. no offense but as a man, i dont want to be smelling condoms while there is something in my mouth. its just wrong and when i leave im forced to feel violated. how about getting some mint or new car smell gloves. i could live with that.
thanks for taking the time to read. im gonna go try to band aid my gums now.