Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Rants about the Butcher Shop. (aka the Dentist)

So today I went to the dentist and noticed a couple things that seemingly got on my nerves.

First, why is it that every time i go to the dentist, im always trying to friendly and yet the nurse will never speak to me until she has 8 different tools in my mouth. all the sudden my awesome jokes and one liners turn into a mix of, "uhhsdjhdskj" and "yehhes." i must say its kinda annoying. why dont you ask me important questions when my mouth isnt being turned into the sequel for "Hostel." Thanks.

Second, if your gonna have your hand all up in my mouth and face for the next hour, how about getting gloves that dont smell like condoms. no offense but as a man, i dont want to be smelling condoms while there is something in my mouth. its just wrong and when i leave im forced to feel violated. how about getting some mint or new car smell gloves. i could live with that.

thanks for taking the time to read. im gonna go try to band aid my gums now.

Jordan

16 comments:

  1. Your mommy sent me over! You don't like the smell of condoms in your face?? oh, come on!!

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  2. lol. no i dont. at all. those things are like not something i love in my face.

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  3. LOL,You have said the very thing that I have thought every time I go to the dentist. Love it!

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  4. Very funny, bug. I'm guessing those gloves can't smell like food because people would tend to chomp on them. However, particularly in a man's case, there's a subliminal thing going on where you are laying there thinking of condoms and the last thing you want to do is bite down. Ugh.

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  5. Very funny! I hate the dentist. And the gloves...ugh!!!

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  6. Yes I agree, I don't want to be reminded of condom smell near my mouth.

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  7. Very funny post Jordan! The funny thing is that they can understand you perfectly - at least they can at my dentist's office.

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  8. I never really thought about the smell of the gloves, but you are so right. I will never again go to the dentist without thinking of condoms. Thanks. BTW, congrats on the weight loss, you look great.

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  9. LMAO!!!! Never thought about how the gloves smell like condoms....hum.

    Congrats on the weight loss. Your momma is a braging about you!

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  10. Ask her if she likes condoms in her face and mouth. Then ask her to put a spray or something on her hands to change the scent. But if she says that she does like the smell of condoms, then ask for the phone number. Then send it to me.

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  11. omg you are too funny!! you are your momma's boy thats for sure!! BTW, she sent me over here.....Yes, I will never go the dentist again without thinking of condoms, thanks alot!! so if I start laughing and gagging at the dentist it is all your fault!! LOL

    thanks for the early morning chuckle!
    Jill from NY

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  12. thanks for reading my post everyone! i hope you all enjoyed it. lol

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  13. Haha...funny! I've popped over from your moms blog. Do you know, I never realised till now those gloves smelt of condom?? But you're right, they do!! I won't be able to 'not' say something next time I'm at the dentists..but of course I'll wait till the condom smelling hand is in my mouth before speaking!

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  14. OK so I went to the dentist yesterday....thanks alot Jordon...I almost burst out laughing when the gloved hand went in my mouth....next time I will ask if he can order the flavored ones....(not the ribbed ones,LOL).....

    Jill from NY

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  15. i dont. at all. those things are like not something i love in my face

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